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2 tháng 8 2018
ý bạn là truyện cười tiếng anh đúng không????
A Cow Grazing
Artist : “That, sir, is a cow grazing”
Visitor : “Where is the grass ?”
Artist : “The cow has eaten it”
Visitor : “But where is the cow ?”
Artist : “You don’t suppose she’d be fool enough to stay there after she’d eaten all the grass, do you ?”
dịch: Bò ăn cỏ
Họa sĩ : – Bức tranh đó vẽ một con bò đang ăn cỏ đấy, thưa ông.
Khách : – Có thấy cỏ đâu ?
Họa sĩ : – Con bò ăn hết rồi.
Khách : – Thế còn con bò đâu ?
Họa sĩ : – Chứ bộ ông tưởng con bò lại ngu đến mức đứng ỳ ở đó sau khi đã ăn hết cỏ sao ông ?
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WHO I AM?
Mark Twain
A man in Philadelphia suicide, left a suicide note the following:
I married a widow. My wife had a daughter grew.
My father's daughter falls in love with my wife, marry it, so my father became my son-in-law, and my wife's daughter became my mother.
My husband and I gave birth to a son, so my father's brother in law of my son, and my son, my uncle, because it was the sister of my wife's daughter.
Then my father's wife gave birth to a son. That's my brother and also my grandson, because it was the son of the daughter of my wife.
Comment out my wife is my grandmother, because she is my mother's mother. I was her husband who is also her grandchild. Husband's grandmother is his grandfather, so I was my grandfather.
dịch: Tôi là ai?
TÔI LÀ AI?
Mark Twain
Một người đàn ông ở Philadelphia tự tử, để lại một bức thư tuyệt mệnh sau đây:
Tôi kết hôn với một góa phụ. Vợ tôi có một con gái đã lớn.
Cha tôi phải lòng con gái của vợ tôi, kết hôn với nó, vậy cha tôi trở thành con rể tôi, còn con gái của vợ tôi trở thành mẹ tôi.
Vợ chồng tôi sinh được một con trai, vậy cha tôi là anh rể của con trai tôi, còn con trai tôi là chú tôi, vì nó là em của con gái của vợ tôi.
Rồi vợ của cha tôi lại sinh một con trai. Đó chính là em trai tôi và cũng là cháu ngoại tôi, vì nó là con của con gái của vợ tôi.
Luận ra thì vợ tôi chính là bà ngoại tôi, vì nàng là mẹ của mẹ tôi. Tôi là chồng nàng đồng thời là cháu ngoại của nàng. Mà chồng của bà ngoại phải là ông ngoại, vì thế tôi chính là ông ngoại của tôi.
TN
6
5 tháng 8 2018
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"
5 tháng 8 2018
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and franally begins to put them on. The second guy says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don’t need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."
MN
2
5 tháng 3 2017
My sister was always causing problems. When we were both in high school, she would get a fight started and then expect me to finish it. One Friday, I was walking to my car, going home when someone pushed me from behind. I turned and saw a familiar face, I said Hi Kathy, wondering why she pushed me. Then she told me that she and my sister were having a fight and my sister threatened her with me. I assured her that I had no intention of finishing what my sister started. A few more words were stated and Kathy left, with the threat to finish this on Tuesday. I went home and had it out with my sister. Daddy overheard and just walked away. All weekend I pondered on what to do with the situation, on Monday evening daddy and I were talking on the front porch and he brought up the situation. I told him I didn't know what to do, I liked Kathy and didn't want to fight but she seemed determined to do so. Daddy leaned back and said. I tell you what I'd do, first I'd go down that hill and beat the hell out of my little sister, then when people see what you do to family, they'll leave you alone. On Tuesday I got to school a little early so I could get a feel for what was going on. It was quiet, no groups gathered around to see what they can see. I headed towards the front of the building, thinking there might be people there, nothing. I had Kathy in my history class first period, when I stepped into the classroom there was Kathy, just sitting there as if all was well. I went to a seat, keeping an eye on her, but still nothing. The entire day I watched every corner and waited for the other shoe to drop, it never did. After school my sister jumped in my car and explained why I had no trouble. My sister had called Kathy on Monday night and they had worked everything out. I screamed at my sister that I had been paranoid all day, and why didn't she tell me. She meant to but kept getting busy. That was the last fight I ran interference for my sister.
5 tháng 3 2017
Let me introduce you to my elder sister.
Nidhi has always been the "perfect child" of the family.One of the most beautiful lady I have ever come across. Her dimples can make people go completely crazy for her. I have no idea from where she inculcated all the values and principles that she holds. She is among those few individuals amongst the human population who wouldn't dare to cheat or let others cheat from her during an examination. Even at a very young age she made it a point that I was not spoilt by excessive pampering. She used to stay away from doing any of my homework or assignments. My friends used to get their things done by their sibling but my sister never touched any of my work and today I am capable of doing things my self only because of her. She raised me to be independent and to trust my capabilities. I learnt a lot of things from her. Being the youngest one , I had the tendency of copying whatever she did. Today I can draw,write poems and study well only because of her. I grew up seeing how talented and blessed she is. She is my role model and my lucky charm.
The thing that annoys me a lot is her "over expression" of love by the way of frequent hugs and kisses. Argh -_- ....
She is always there for me.More than often she ends up being the victim of my rage but she never complains. She is my life line;My support system. She always depends upon me for any suggestions or discussions.
We dream a lot together about our secret restaurant plan. Here are few screenshots of our conversation.
31 tháng 7 2023
Hello, everyone. My name is Loc. Today I will talk about my friend. My friend's name is Lucy. Her surname is Kane. She is 11 years old. Student is her job. She is French and she lives in Paris, France. Her hobby is drawing. Thank you for reading.
VD
13 tháng 6 2023
On my first day at school, I was very excited as I was not going to be a primary schooler but a secondary schooler. I was very happy as it was very easy to make friends and the teacher's were very nice and friendly. Friend's were playful and jolly. Not only that but the food there was awesome. The food was filled with wonderful flavours. The classroom decorations was nice and it was very clean. The entrance was also welcoming. I hope that I will make lot's of friends in school too!
Tham khảo nhá :)
TN
2
4 tháng 1 2017
Hanging Gardens of Babylon was one of the seven wonders of the world. It was also called Hanging Gardens of Semiramis. However, its location has not been definitely established. According to a legend, it was built in 603 A.D by King Nebuchadnezzar whose wife was called Amyitis. Her homeland was full of magnificent mountains with lots of forests. She felt boring when she married. Therefore, King Nebuchadnezzar created the gardens to help her reduce homesickness. Scientists have already found some evidence for the existing of these gardens.
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