My parents are always saying the world doesn't revolve around me, but sometimes I wonder if it actually does. When I was a little, I saw this movie about a man whose whole life is secretly being filmed for a TV show. This guy is famous all over the world, and he doesn't know it. Well, ever since I saw that movie, I've kind of figured the same thing is probably happening to me. At first I was annoyed my life was being broadcast without my permission. But then I realized that if millions of people are tuning in every day to see what I'm up to, that's actually kind of cool. Sometimes I worry that my life is too boring to be its own television show, so I try to do something entertaining every now and then to give the people watching at home a good chuckle. The other thing I do is send my audience little signals to let them know I'm in on the secret. If my life's a TV show, then there's gotta be commercial breaks. I figure they must run the ads when I'm in the bathroom, so I always make a big entrance after I finish up in there.haha